So, I've decided to add another new Category this week that I'm calling "Caption Nation". The idea is simple really. I figure that since we're now primarily a society that largely gets its news and information from headlines, bylines, sound bytes, news tickers, and tweets why not utilize that reality to our advantage, but in a Christian and Bible prophecy forum.
Here's how it works. Each week (most likely on Fridays), I will post a photo that could very well be the "Photo of the Week", but I'll choose one that I think we could have some fun with by tying an end times prophecy related truth to it.
For instance, here's this week's picture:
Ok, now it's your job to light up the Comments Section with your best CAPTION idea. I will always kick things off, but then it's up to you to give it your best shot. Try to keep it to a single sentence or two. We'll collect your thoughts for an entire week and then reveal the "winner" (what I determine is the best caption for that particular photo).
If yours is selected you will win an all expenses paid trip to...Sorry. Actually, you won't win much of anything (I don't have anything to give you or send you at the moment!) except bragging rights and the pride of knowing yours was the best-of-the-best for that week. Perhaps one day when I'm rich and famous I can afford to have an actual "prize" or SWAG ("Stuff We All Get") to send to each winner.
In any event, I'm excited to see what many of you can come up with because I know that there are some intelligent and creative people who stop by here regularly. Don't let me down now!
Thanks for playing along.
54 Comments:
OBAMA: "Yes, it's true! I not only oversaw the construction of these structures, but I even stepped in at one point to finish the job myself. That's nothing though. Just wait until you see what I'll do in the next few months!"
"I, PRESIDENT OBAMA, CAN MOVE THIS MOUNTAIN OF STONE."
"I, President Obama, can move this mountain of stone>"
Jeff, you took my line. LOL. That is pretty close to what I was thinking! So far you are the winner. By the way, I just had an email about the Hell Summer that may be coming up. I didn't see the video yet but it sure looks to be interesting.
Obama: "No matter how many I can deceive, I will not be able to prevail against the Rock in which Christ built his church"!
Obama in his narcissistic delusion of grandeur: "You don't need to climb these steps to get to the Messiah... you are looking at him right in front of you. ME ME ME!!!"
Even the rock cry out that I am Lord.
Jodi
Barack: Ah, home sweet home... It's so nice to be back! Michelle, baby, do you remember where I left the front door keys the last time we were here?
Michelle: (slaps forehead)... Do you have to ask the SAME question EVERY TIME we are reincarnated?! You need to tell them to stop scraping out your brain during the mummification process!
OK... shoot me now. No tomatoes please!
" I told you I would raise it up in three days."
OBAMA: "And I also intend to make the Jews come back and repair all
their shoddy workmanship."
Obama says: "What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy and a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man."
Pres. Oblameus - .........(saying nothing...duh, no teleprompter).
Location Location Location
Linda G
Obama:
"I'm telling you Joe... knock down this structure of stone and in three days I will raise it up again."
Joe Biden:
"I'm sure you will, great one. But does that mean you'll then have to reveal the anti-gravity technology used to do it?"
Ron White gets my vote...lol
"Not one stone will be left upon another! Oh, sorry, I've said that before."
Obama says, “I'll turn this pile of stone into gold and we will have a 10% down payment on the national debt”.
Don.H.
And as Prince Ali-Obubu checks out the ruins of the ancient city built thousands of years ago on his planet, mummy sightings have been stealing the show. Residents say that a stiff, decaying old form of a human has been spotted in several areas...
Wait... wait. Please disregard. Apparently Nancy Pelosi has decided to join the Great Obubu on his sightseeing tour...
I really like Linda G's and Ron White commits. They made me laugh.
Jodi
"Did I tell you that Patrick Heron wrote my autobiography?"
"OBAMA, THINKING WHILE VISITING EGYPT.. "IM IN THE LAND OF EGYPT, BUT I, I,I , AM THE KING , THE NEW PHAROAH OF AMERICA "...I WILL ENSLAVE AND ENTRAP THOSE FOOLISH AMERICANS,I WILL DECIEVE THE NATIONS, AND THE NEW WORLD ORDER WILL HIT THEM BEFORE THEY EVEN KNOW. IT...HA, HA. HA! ( EVIL LAUGH INSERTED).....I WILL NOT LET THEM GO EVEN IF GOD ALMIGHTY LOOSES 10 PLAGUES ON THEM...HA, HA, HA!! OH, THEY JUST LOVE AND ALMOST WORSHIP ME NOW!!..IVE GOT THEM NOW!!!........
( HE DOESNT REALIZE ALL THE SAINTS WILL BE PERMANENTLY FREED AND GO HOME TO THEIR PROMISED LAND OH SO VERY SOON!!:)..)
"You heard me, the whole thing needs to be moved 2 feet to the left."
Can't beat the Word of Yahweh- the Word of God can make a simple man like me sound wise:) Praise Yahweh in the name of Yeshua.
But you said in your heart, 'I will ascend to heaven; I will raise my throne above the stars of God, And I will sit on the mount of assembly In the recesses of the north. Isaiah 14:13
"...as long as we are printing,...you know, back at the Treasury, what will it take to have one of these built for me?"
"How many Christians would I need to build one of these?"
"You know what? I bet we could rearrange these stones into a tower to heaven. And I'll be king as you all have been begging me. Bawah-ha-ha-ha!"
Nick
"So Buffy, This is the house of my Fathers?"
LOL, This is fun Jeff, don't know how you gonna pick a winner! I have not laughed so hard for a long while.
Whrose
If I get as much done in the next 100 days as I did the first, I will be able to get it finished in 72 days and rest on the 73rd.
Oh wait, I already used that line!! Where's that darn teleprompter?
Ron White and Christopher Darrin Horn are the best!
"I told you they would all have something to say about this!!!!!"
Man, these used to be like a set of Legos back in the day. ( A little Nephilim humor.)
IS THIS REALLY THE TOWER OF BABEL????
"OHH I TAKE IT
YOU DON'T SPEAK MY LANGUAGE!!"
IS THIS REALLY THE TOWER OF BABEL????
"OHH I TAKE IT
YOU DON'T SPEAK MY LANGUAGE!!
Gotta agree... Ron White's was funny
Ron White, FTW.
"does standing next to this thing make me look fatwa?"
Today, president Obama discussed with his treasury secretary the possibility of the US goverment purchase ($350,000,000,000.00) of the Egyptian Pyramids to prevent an financial collapse in economically troubled Egypt. In a statement to the press the president assured the Egyptian citizens that the US would only retain a stake of 95% of the pyramids, which he said the US would be able to sell back to the Egyptians in the next millenium.
"I think we can fix it and flip it. What da ya think?
Temple of a New World Order!
Illuminate our minds!
I think the temple wall had larger gaps between the stones.,,
OR
I want to start a new traditon to bridge the gap between Israel and Egypt. Are you sure the prayer paper will fit so they don't get it this time? After all, you'll want to memorialize this place soon in my honor.
OR
Hey, Kilroy was here too!!
Obama: "We need to think about it. Could you paint it and have it delivered to washington? I think the rest of the dem. party expect it to be white. Just tell Guisner He'll find a reason it has to be done now.
Obama: Bill U U U say that if I tell the people that this needs to be done now that they will fall for it again?
Ok “I need to have every unemployed white guy come over here and pick up these stones and move them to Washington D. C.”.
Ok they are stupid.
OBAMA: "You think they'd mind if I carved my face into it?"
OBAMA: "You think they'd mind if I carved my face into it?"
"I'm going to appoint a Pyramid Czar and get this fixed up for you, I think I can swing some stimulus money this way"
How much for this burial tomb?
(*Thinking of his future resting place.)
I don't know, Armageddon Thru To You, with his Fatwa pun may have surged ahead... too funny!!!
"Yes, I said I could leap it in a single bound, but not in these white slacks"
"You think this stone face is rough, you should see the one I have at home"
"We can't drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times... and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK. That's not leadership. That's not going to happen."
Ok, I am on a different computer so I'm in for now.
Mine is:
"I'm sorry Mr. Obama, but this one is taken."
Shout out to JB:
Reincarnated or cloned...? Origin of birth papers in question why o why?
"So this is where you hid your birth certificate? Which rock is it under?
53 ! 53 wins!
:))
Lone
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