That's what "Caption Nation" is all about! The idea is simple really. I figure that since we're now primarily a society that largely gets its news and information from headlines, bylines, sound bytes, news tickers, and tweets why not utilize that reality to our advantage, but in a Christian and Bible prophecy forum.
Here's how it works. Each week (most likely on Fridays), I will post a photo that could very well be the "Photo of the Week", but I'll choose one that I think we could have some fun with by tying an end times prophecy related truth to it.
For instance, here's this week's picture:
Ok, now it's your job to light up the Comments Section with your best CAPTION idea. I will always kick things off, but then it's up to you to give it your best shot. Try to keep it to a single sentence or two. We'll collect your thoughts for an entire week and then reveal the "winner" (what I determine is the best caption for that particular photo).
If yours is selected you will win an all expenses paid trip to...sorry. Actually, you won't win much of anything (I don't have anything to give you or send you at the moment!) except bragging rights and the pride of knowing yours was the best-of-the-best for that week. Perhaps one day when I'm rich and famous I can afford to have an actual "prize" or SWAG ("Stuff We All Get") to send to each winner.
Wanna see how it works? Here's last week's photo:
There were MANY creative submissions, but the winner of the first ever "Caption Nation Contest" is Ron White with:
OBAMA: "And I also intend to make the Jews come back and repair all
their shoddy workmanship."
Congratulations Ron! You win the prestige and bragging rights for a week. Be sure to flaunt it now with all your friends and family. Who knows, maybe one day yours truly will make up coffee mugs, hats, and t-shirts to commemorate the honor. Until then, please accept this public shout out instead.
Honorable Mention goes to Bruce D. Collins for:
OBAMA: "Did I tell you that Patrick Heron wrote my autobiography?"
So, there you have it. Not too hard, right? I'm excited to see what many of you can come up with next because obviously we have some intelligent and creative people who stop by here regularly. Don't let me down!
Thanks for playing along.
45 Comments:
SCULPTOR: "Maybe now he'll understand Revelation 13:9!"
Sculptor: With ears like these,once cleaned, maybe he will hear what the Spirit says to the churches??
Maranatha!!! D/L
Old Bald Man: O Darn! The EARS! I made the ears too small, o well, I don't think anyone will notice...I hope I don't get shot for this...
OK, here's a few...
"He who hath an ear, hath wax"
"the hood ornament on next year's model at Government Motors (GM)"
"An actual life sized sculpture of Obama's head"
"Vice President Biden demonstrates to reporters that he has the President's ear"
"Vice President Biden's new job at the White House"
Sculptor: As wax is wiped off by the rag, may the wicked perish before God.
Obama: I heard that!
"I see no evil, hear no evil"... well here is to "hoping"
What? What was that, God? Sorry ear wax. Yes, my excuse for completely ignoring you is ear wax!
"Hear me now, O Israel..." (ahem)..."HEAR ME NOW, O ISRAEL..."
(I don't believe benefits are not included with this job...)
Rev. 13:15 - And he had power to give life unto the image of the beast, that the image of the beast should both speak, and cause that as many as would not worship the image of the beast should be killed.
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1. Oh wait, there's another carrot...;
2. Insert Flame Throwers Here;
3. Beast Image in the Making;
Sculptor: "the God of heaven hath given thee a kingdom, power, and strength, and glory...Thou art this head of gold! Er... Well, Ummm... We had to use potters clay... the vaults were empty, sir!"
Maybe this will give him "ears to hear"??
Joe Biden - Nancey I told you I had his ear.
DON.H.
It's not completely accurate, yet...here's the problem, I forgot to cram his ears with rags so he won't hear what the conservative majority have been saying about, well, ....everything.
Ah!, Here it is! This blockage was causing his own ideas to bounce back into his head causing it to get so BIG!
Cleansing, Cleansing, OH drat, I forgot the anointing oil.
Jodi
Take the cotton out of your ears and stuff it in your mouth.
Yep, Just like I thought.
No brain whatsoever, just dust:-}
Well, this rag will stop the wind blowing through good enough.
Dave
What do ya know....it IS empty in there!!!
Darn teleprompter chip receiver is on the blink again...call the Mothership and get the antichrist model ready, this Obama model is a dud.
"You shall not make cast idols", saith the Lord!!
Sculptor: I am going to call this Obaalma oops I mean Obama.
Linda G
God to Obama......"Can you hear me now"? He that turneth away his ear from hearing the law, even his prayer [shall be] abomination.
Sculptor: This should like quite fine in place of the Statue of Liberty's head when they drop it from Air Force One.
ROB, ELPIDIOS
FAVORITES SO FAR.....
Hmmm.... come to think of it... did he say to put a big image of his head on the new Amero, or to put his image on that sphinx near Cairo? Either way, I'll need to make the ears bigger...
EVIL SPIRIT, I COMMAND YOU....COME OUT!
EVIL SPIRIT I COMMAND YOU....COME OUT!
And the image of the beast is almost complete.
"Obama lowers unemployment by putting American Citizens to work!"
OR
"Just when you thought his head couldn't get any bigger"
OR
"Obama administration unveils repairs to Statue of Liberty"
"Keep it plugged in....you don't want to hear this..."
Hear, O Obama: By big ears ye shall hear, yet shall not understand by a waxed-gross, heart.
"I can't hear you!!!"
Dan 8:9
And out of one of them came forth a little horn, which waxed exceedingly great, toward the south, and toward the east, and toward the pleasant land.
yup, here's another piece of that waffle...
JRed,
Elpidios is my favorite so far.
Jodi
Unknown Jewish Sculptor: "Man since this administration hired me, it's Jacob do this, Jacob do that, Jacob go get a team to repair the shoddy workmanship of the pyramids, Jacob go sculpt a new image for the sphinx... I wonder if Michelangelo had days like this..."
God, I can smell the gun smoke coming out of his ears...
Their idols have ears, but they hear not. O Israel, trust in the LORD - your help and shield.
And the making of the Obamanation of Desolation has begun!
My vote for JB:
"Obama administration unveils repairs to Statue of Liberty"
"And to think that he wants me to put a bigger one on Mount Rushmore..."
This is a test, this is only a test. Beep...Beep.... The national weather center has issued a warning for possible Antichrist siting.
Sarah
"This is certainly going to make
it easier to play,
"Pin-The-Horns On The AntiChrist."
Just a p.s. on "Fantasia"...I got the LP (Long-Playing album)of the sound-track, and would listen to it in my bedroom over and over and over as a teenager. My hunger for magic only grew.
My first post was signed anonymous. However, this is my testimony, so I want to sign my name to this.
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